As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
"I have never painted a self-portrait. I am less interested in myself as a subject for a painting than I am in other people, above all women … There is nothing special about me. I am a painter who paints day after day from morning to night … Whoever wants to know something about me … ought to look carefully at my pictures."
(Source: post-impressionisms, via gabrielsmirror)
"Spring submits to summer
Summer bows to fall
Autumn’s leaves lay down and die
At the winter’s beck and call"